tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-309848692011-04-21T19:13:59.580-07:00...what was heard inbetween the rabbit squeezing and the carrot munching...Kikohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03059454733906276126noreply@blogger.comBlogger121100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30984869.post-1159484555855490802006-09-28T16:01:00.000-07:002006-09-28T16:02:35.873-07:00So I'm finally all recovered from the last several weekends..this past weekend was Lovefest and the Folsom Street Fair in the City...<a href="http://smrtmnky.livejournal.com/">Smrtmnky</a> and I were out all weekend and there was lots of shit overheard :D Read on.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30984869-115948455585549080?l=overheardinsanfrancisco.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kikohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03059454733906276126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30984869.post-1159484443323630672006-09-28T15:58:00.000-07:002006-09-28T16:00:43.390-07:00After watching a guy eat a woman's pussy inside a gay bar, "I always tell my straight male friends 'if u ever want to get laid by a girl, go to a gay bar and you'll find girls who will fuck u. They might be a little on the fat and ugly side but theyll fuck you.'"<br /><br />* The Eagle, San Francisco<br />- Overheard by Kiko<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30984869-115948444332363067?l=overheardinsanfrancisco.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kikohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03059454733906276126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30984869.post-1159484312892123742006-09-28T15:56:00.001-07:002006-09-28T15:58:32.913-07:00(guy on phone at The Eagle, a leather bar)<br /><br />"yea...I'm at a church social. Doing the lord's work. Ill be on my knees later"<br /><br />* The Eagle, San Francisco<br />- Overheard by Kiko<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30984869-115948431289212374?l=overheardinsanfrancisco.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kikohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03059454733906276126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30984869.post-1159484273584838242006-09-28T15:56:00.000-07:002006-09-28T15:57:53.586-07:00(guy on phone at The Eagle, a leather bar)<br /><br />"yea...I'm at a church social. Doing the lord's work. Ill be on my knees later"<br /><br />* The Eagle, San Francisco<br />- Overheard by Kiko<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30984869-115948427358483824?l=overheardinsanfrancisco.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kikohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03059454733906276126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30984869.post-1159475472472827052006-09-28T13:29:00.000-07:002006-09-28T13:31:12.473-07:00"so I said `I'm going to pee on you and most people won't mind'"<br /><br />* About a 350lb Leather Daddy to his rather hot and twinkie friend; The Eagle, San Francisco<br />- Overheard by Kiko<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30984869-115947547247282705?l=overheardinsanfrancisco.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kikohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03059454733906276126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30984869.post-1159474949204837182006-09-28T13:21:00.000-07:002006-09-28T15:31:00.906-07:00"Did she have a heartattack or just faint? "<br /><br /><br />* Folsom Street Fair, San Francisco<br />- Overheard by smrtmnky<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30984869-115947494920483718?l=overheardinsanfrancisco.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kikohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03059454733906276126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30984869.post-1159474593512844412006-09-28T13:15:00.000-07:002006-09-28T13:18:22.660-07:00(guy on phone) "Hi mom! someone just spanked me!"<br /><br />* Folsom Street Fair, San Francisco<br />- Overheard by Kiko<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30984869-115947459351284441?l=overheardinsanfrancisco.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kikohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03059454733906276126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30984869.post-1159474445865436802006-09-28T13:08:00.000-07:002006-09-28T13:14:05.880-07:00"Yah, I just can't do that right now. I have to be in Philly tomorrow."<br /><br /><br />* Folsom Street Fair, San Francisco<br />- Overheard by smrtmnky<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30984869-115947444586543680?l=overheardinsanfrancisco.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kikohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03059454733906276126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30984869.post-1158609565009870052006-09-18T12:53:00.000-07:002006-09-18T12:59:25.076-07:00<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">"When I came to he was just like that."<br /><br /><br />* Dolores Park<br />- Overheard by smrtmnky</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30984869-115860956500987005?l=overheardinsanfrancisco.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kikohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03059454733906276126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30984869.post-1153111438692287082006-07-16T21:34:00.000-07:002006-08-18T19:28:57.600-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2350/2161/1600/waterhose.0.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2350/2161/320/waterhose.0.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Customer: Do you guys carry lawnchairs?<br /><br />RedSmockWearing"Helper" #1: (thinks for about 15 long seconds) "Are they seasonal?"<br /><br />Customer: Uh..well, my lawn is on the ground pretty much year round and lawnchairs go on the lawn, ergo the name "lawnchairs" so I'm going to guess no.<br /><br />RSWH#1: "oh..lawns..(turning to RSWH#2) hey! do we carry (turns to customer) what was it again?<br /><br />Customer: Lawn. Chair. for one's lawn.<br /><br />RSWH#2: oh you mean like a hose? That would be in..hrm..I'm not sure.<br /><br />Customer (clearly giving up and just riding it out): Patio and Gardens maybe?<br /><br />RSWH#2: yeah..maybe there..but I think hoses are seasonal so you might not find them there..try Home Depot.<br /><br />* Target in Daly City<br />- Overheard by: Kiko<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30984869-115311143869228708?l=overheardinsanfrancisco.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kikohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03059454733906276126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30984869.post-1152727722875526542006-07-12T11:07:00.000-07:002006-07-14T04:17:01.223-07:00A woman on the Ikea showroom fiddles with a piece of novel furniture and says to her husband "The French are *so* clever!"<br /><br /><br />* Ikea in Emeryville<br />- Overheard by: chromatic<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30984869-115272772287552654?l=overheardinsanfrancisco.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kikohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03059454733906276126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30984869.post-1152675157566135842006-07-11T20:32:00.000-07:002006-07-12T11:10:19.950-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2350/2161/1600/chinesesushitakeout.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; cursor: pointer; text-align: center;" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2350/2161/200/chinesesushitakeout.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />FiDi'ish yuppie in a Chinese takeout: What's that? *points to some unidentifiable food*<br />Chinese Lady Owner: Mandarin Chinese Chicken<br />FiDi'ish yuppie: So is that like orange or something then?<br />Chinese Lady Owner: *blankstare*<br /><br />* Chinese dive in the Castro<br />- Overheard by: Kiko<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30984869-115267515756613584?l=overheardinsanfrancisco.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kikohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03059454733906276126noreply@blogger.com0